can we all just take a moment to realize the possibility that crazy steve from drake and josh could have killed drake and josh and their family, kidnapped megan, moved to seattle, and forced her to call herself carly, and renamed himself spencer?
da vinci code has been cracked.
Oh my god it suddenly all makes sense!
Have I really become a selfish, careless girl?
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
I’m already sad please don’t piss me off kay?
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard